Caroline said it’s her life goal to be on my blog so today, having nothing better to do, I’m going to post a bunch of pictures of us. I have no words to describe her.

This is Caroline. She is very sexy and likes to remind people of how sexy she is.

She is very critical of me and won’t hesitate to call me out when I do something stupid.

While I have nothing for her but love and respect.

She is very excitable.

She thinks everyone else is basic because they don’t know how to use sick Snapchat filters.

But she loves me nonetheless and everyone agrees we would make a great lesbian couple.

Okay, happy now?