So I went to Edinburgh zoo today–you can’t be in Edinburgh without seeing its famous penguin parade–and I was telling Jonas about the giant panda I saw at the zoo.
Me: “I kid you not. That panda is awake for only 8 hours but poops 50 times a day.”
Jonas: “That sounds like a pretty shitty life to me.”
We also asked the panda caretaker how they transferred the giant panda from China here.
The caretaker: “Panda Express.”
Panda Caretaker: “No, seriously. FedEx has this service called Panda Express to transport pandas across the world.”
I guess that’s all I learned at the zoo today.