[Day 91] Sh*t my roommates say while watching the Olympics

Background information: all my roommates are chess players and they exercise about once a year.

“I feel bad for gymnasts. Nobody gives a **** about them until the Olympics.”

“Why does that girl have her makeup on? Did she wake up this morning telling herself that I’m gonna sweat my ass off today I’d better do it in style?”

“There is this one guy whose job is to run around giving athletes condoms. How cool it would be to have an emergency condom button in your bedroom? You press a button and that guy slips a condom under your door.”

“Woo hoo somebody won! Who is he? What country is he?”

“Why is chess not in the Olympics you asked me? Because you cannot use steroids to capture the king.”

“Is that Michael Phelps again?”

“I wonder how many times she has practiced that 5-second routine. Man, that must suck.”

“Do you think he’s crazy? I think everyone has to be a little crazy to become a world-class athlete.”

[To be continued]

 

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[Day 91] Sh*t my roommates say while watching the Olympics

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